THE TOYS Is 85% Done!
Progress note from 4 October 2026. The percentage and RTP figures below are that day's development snapshot. They are not the current approved demo, and THE TOYS has not launched on Stake.
Animation, VFX, SFX, and — most beautifully of all — the math are nearly there.
Every day, THE TOYS gets a little closer to becoming an actual game that someone might one day play in a real casino. I spend a ridiculous amount of time imagining that moment.
Of course, getting here has involved a fair amount of pain. Some days are fun. Some days are just staring at numbers and wondering why something broke again.
Still, it has been worth it.
I can't give THE TOYS an exact release date yet, but most of the major pieces are now in place. The animation, effects, sound, game flow, and mathematical model are getting close to where I want them.
Below is a snapshot of the game as it exists right now.
Everything here can still change before release.
If development takes longer than expected, that's fine. But even if it's really late, I hope that by Christmas 2026 there will be a day when I can finally open a casino, find THE TOYS sitting there, and place a bet on the game myself.
CURRENT GAME SHEET
- Development
- 85%
- Normal RTP
- 96.889%
- Volatility
- MEDIUM
- Max Win
- 10,000×
- Max Win Probability
- 1 in 104,712
- Natural Bonus
- 1 in 148.37
- Reels / Rows
- 5 × 5
- Pay System
- WAYS + TUMBLE
- Bonus Buy
- Yes
- Smile / Happy / Ruin Buy
- 80× / 120× / 325×
- Smile / Happy / Ruin Spins
- 7 / 10 / 12
- Bonus Progression
- SMILE → HAPPY → RUIN
- TOY BOOST96.7177% RTP
- CORRUPTED BOOST96.6789% RTP
A FEW NUMBERS FROM THE CURRENT MATH LOCK
MAX WIN
- MAX WIN
- 10,000×
- Probability
- ≈ 1 in 104,712
NATURAL PLAY
- Any Bonus
- ≈ 1 in 148.37
- Reach RUIN through any path
- ≈ 1 in 4,379
TOY BOOST
- Any Bonus
- ≈ 1 in 39.45
- Reach RUIN through any path
- ≈ 1 in 988
CORRUPTED BOOST
- Any Bonus
- ≈ 1 in 8.73
- Reach RUIN through any path
- ≈ 1 in 158
BONUS BUYS
- SMILE bet
- 80×
- HAPPY bet
- 120×
- RUIN bet
- 325×
These figures reflect the current development build and may change before release.
